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text; un: m. edgeworth

[jurisprudence]

If a girl by the name of Ema Skye contacts you, I thought I should let you know that she's an acquaintance of mine.

I indicated to her that if I'm ever on the brink of death and she isn't interested in kissing me back to life, she might reach out to you instead.

text; un: juro

[warpspammer]

... So does this make me your emergency sex contact?

That being said, I'll keep that in mind if she reaches out.

[jurisprudence]

Evidently so. No objections, I hope?

[warpspammer]

None here. Though I've no intentions of ever letting you get low enough to need to use it. Emergency situations that have been popping up otherwise, though.

[ these draugtide things tho ]

[jurisprudence]

I realize you likely intended that as an innuendo of sorts, but...that's actually a profoundly sweet sentiment.

You and yours haven't been caught up in any of it, have you?

[warpspammer]

It can be a sweet innuendo, I can be good at those :)

And no, nothing caught. Surprised it didn't considering I was checking things out, but no curses here yet. What about you?

[jurisprudence]

You're the first person I've let take care of me since I was nine years old, Nyx Ulric.

My police contacts have had their hands full. We're being run ragged with reports. Not much is filtering up to my desk in particular, but of course I'm one of the few Gembonded in the office, so naturally I'm the resident representative for those responsible for the chaos, in many people's eyes.

[warpspammer]

Meaning they expect you to have an answer for why the hell this is happening, and blame you when you when you don't.

[ There is clearly bitterness in Nyx's statement; bitterness that probably bleeds over into the bond they share. It feels like a mirror of his time in Insomnia, something he had hoped wouldn't repeat but had always been prepared for. ]

Sorry. It's just frustrating, even if I understand they're just as scared and confused as the gembonded. If you're gonna be at work late, I can drop by and check on Pess.

[ Really he wants to leave something for Miles, and he will if he can. ]

[jurisprudence]

That's the size of it, yes. Also, I think most of them are waiting to see if my head will be the next to detach from my body and go flying around the office howling.

[But, hmm. That certainly is a feeling he just felt, and it's vehement enough that he figures out pretty quickly that it's not actually his own.]

That...would be an immense help, actually. I've been neglecting her lately, I'm afraid. Which isn't to say she's not used to it, but I'm sure she'd be glad for the undivided attention.

[warpspammer]

Hilariously, it's only Amethysts that have been detaching and having a good time, so I think you're fine on that front.

[ There's a different feeling this time; affection. Possibly intentionally pushed Edgeworth's way rather than the accidental burst from before. ]

Haha, I'm sure she'll be happy to see me. I'll stop over in a bit, I need to check on this recipe Lib left behind.

[ Because his other intention... is to carve off some of this roast he was testing out, and leave him that and a salad for when he gets home. ]

[jurisprudence]

All the more reason to continue keeping the nature of my gemstone a secret from them. Better to keep them on their toes, never knowing.

Oh, a recipe, is it?

[warpspammer]

Just wait until you turn into a plant.

[ Knock on wood oops. ]

Yeah, found some notes he left behind on things he was making for the bar. Figured the least I can do is use them.

[jurisprudence]

Fortunately for me I've already designated an emergency contact, then, hm?

[Knock on HOPE HE DOESN'T TURN INTO WOOD you mean.]

Don't forget to garnish it with exactly three sprigs of broccoli. I'm told that's a highly important step.

[warpspammer]

This plant seems kind of thirsty ;)

Also, no, Libertus would have taken my side about this and I won't ruin a good roast with sprigs of broccoli. Roast some broccoli, maybe.

[ He gets so wound up about it, it's funny. ]

[jurisprudence]

Clearly in need of a tall drink of water. I don't suppose you know anyone fitting that description.

You're testing out the menu for the Coeurl, then?

[warpspammer]

I might know a Sapphire or two with interest.

Yeah, I was never a big cook and Libertus was handling the menu before. I can make a couple things, but I don't think I can run the Coeurl on dalle khursani curry alone.

He really thought ahead - a lot of stuff that can be prepped ahead of time and cooked quickly or sit in a slow cooker.

[jurisprudence]

You'd have to change the name, at the very least. "The Flamin' Coeurl", or something like that.

If it's any consolation, you're a five-star chef in comparison to me. I envy you and your friend that, a little. Cooking is one practical skill I was never taught.

[warpspammer]

What, can't handle a little heat? We'd rename it the Red Coeurl or something like that, at least.

I mean, if you want, I can absolutely show you the basics sometime. I didn't do it very much anymore before here. I was more a pick up a meal on the way home kind of guy.

But, you know, nothing but time on my hands now.

[jurisprudence]

I wasn't under the impression that dalle khursani curry constituted a "little" heat.

It was the same for me — or similar, at least. Cooking was something the help did, or so I was taught. As I wasn't the help, it was therefore beneath me to cultivate.

That would be charmingly domestic, though, wouldn't it. Perhaps we could kill two birds with one stone that way. You test your recipes, and I learn by example.

[warpspammer]

Okay, I'll give you that one, I can't even pretend everyone at home likes it.

I grew up knowing how to cook at least a little. Not anything super fancy, but just so we wouldn't starve if something happened. Libertus took to it better than I did.

I think you're just angling for leftovers... but I'll allow it.

[ Attached: an image of Pess getting her ears scratched by Nyx's familiar hand. ]

[jurisprudence]

Plants need food and water both, don't they?

...

You didn't stop by for my keys. How did you...

[warpspammer]

Don't worry about it~

[jurisprudence]

I'm slightly worried about it.

[warpspammer]

Your garden variety house thief wouldn't be able to pull it off.

[jurisprudence]

Apparently it's my destiny to adopt an adolescent thief at some point in the near future, so that's a relief, I suppose.